Comedy

Welcome to the wonderful world of comedy. Without comedy where would this would be huh? Just think of everything around and not having anything ironic, or anything to laugh about. This page is a tribute to all that make our lives what they are, and make us happy. This page will consist of all things that are intended to make you laugh. No sounds are meant to offend anyone. Enjoy the sounds, and enjoy the rest of the GPOW network.

WAV File name Description
911c.wav Think your city is cheap?
abrain.wav "What would you do with a brain if you had one?"
Ail2.wav America Inline commercial
algrdcnt.wav What to tell someone that really gets on your nerves
annoyou.wav What commercial breaks should say
anykey.wav Ever wonder?
aol.wav A commercial to show how "easy" AOL really is
aolcop.wav Sometimes you just feel like this when you use AOL
aoll.wav Another put down of AOL
aolshot.wav Tired of those annoying busy signals? Here is one solution.
assembly.wav What parents think of those little pieces
a_tip.wav Some encouraging words from Slappy the Squirrel
barney_v.wav Barney vs. Star Trek
beans.wav National bean month...week...whatever it is
bimbo.wav A lot better version of "Barbie Girl" by Aqua 
budsplat.wav The lizards finally win!
Cat.wav It's big, but well worth the wait.
cfautod.wav The last thing you want to hear when going on a tour of a power plant
cleghorn1.wav A true southern politician
Cuinhell.wav The common goodbye of a Satanist bookstore
demented.wav The result.....a toothpick
destruct.wav ... And have a nice day!
Dooo.wav Homer messed up again
drat.wav Even a cartoon knows the truth about computers
dying.wav Just picture it
fallen.wav The infamous lady that fell
fuddra_1.wav The rap master, Elmer Fudd!
grlz_fig.wav "Girls, go fig!"
Imshutup.wav Tired of that annoying IM sound? Try this on for size.
independanceday.wav A cool spoof of the song "God Bless The USA" by Lee Greenwood
iraqaren.wav Sadaam does the Macarena 
madcow.wav How to tell if a cow has Mad Cow Disease
Man2.wav It's the Man song!! ( ladies you will love this one )
marv-kab.wav The words of a terrorist failure
micro.wav The true Microsoft slogan
modern.wav A sound for the older .wav lovers out there
newyor_1.wav The new Chrysler New Yorker gets a new feature
onegiantfart.wav Do you really remember the day we landed on the moon?
peekaboo.wav " PEEK-A-BOO"
rednose.wav Yes folks. And remember to vote Republocrat!
swrht010.wav It's a government conspiracy I say
swrht059.wav Go ahead, try this at home
spmix2m.wav A Southpark sound mix 
Support.wav Ever call the tech support numbers?
timallen.wav The great philosophy of Tim Allen
t12days.wav The redneck 12 days of Christmas
Win95.wav Windows 95, The horror flick


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